Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Dicks are not precious.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
