if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
they need to just BURY HIM!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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