If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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