even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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