East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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