By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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