I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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