ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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