I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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