as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
