i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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