barbara walters just said penis...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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