Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i dont even know how to be here
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My ass is underappreciated
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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