ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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