She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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