So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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