Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
