Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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