They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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