Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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