Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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