I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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