Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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