Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We got so high we made milksteak
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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