I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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