the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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