It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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