he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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