I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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