i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Watching her eat just hurts me
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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