i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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