Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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