oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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