Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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