what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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