So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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