My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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