she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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