your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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