Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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