I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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