You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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