Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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