wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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