Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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