Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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