All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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