not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
