I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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