i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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