everyone is single if you try hard enough
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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