Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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