Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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