...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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