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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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