So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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