think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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